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So, me being drunk, I rolled over to go to bed while she got up and left. They start whispering about me and pointing at me.

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Anyways I explain he is cool and I knock beetles off my porch light for to eat and stuff she walks over to him, looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. His friends were all around and started cheering and people downstairs were looking up.

Unfortunately her cars at my place. She is really drunk but still being kinda flirty. She fucking showed up on his birthday. Funny Hook Up Stories - January 18th I looked down at one point to see my Totally free online dating services friends looking up me, mouths wide open.

A week later she finally tells us she walked in on us and neither of us had any idea. The plan was to leave halfway through and go to a house party. So, the roommate leaves and knocks on the door to politely inform us she is about to come in, saving my life in the process.

To make matters worse he had his fourteen year old sister with him.

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Anyway, within 2min of me getting back in the car, she texted me wanting to know my real opinion on her now. Like, she was putting towels down before we started. I get the condom on, and upon entry, the entire night is over.

I left immediately with her. The Lake I recently started using Tinder and happened to get pretty damn lucky with the first girl I actually met up with.

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Two of the guys were pretty cool. She was pretty, seemed really cool, and we shared a lot in common. After two weeks of getting to know each other she asks me to be her date at a super bowl party.

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A little on the scummy side though. Paris My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend. While we stood by the railing talking and looking down at everyone he said he really wanted to kiss me so we did Little uncomfortable but fuck it.

One sip becomes a whole drink and one drink becomes three. They seemed like good guys.

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I told her to get the Fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard.

As the night went on, and I was pretty intoxicated, I kept seeing this guy out of the corner of my eye looking at me. So my beard is covered in her juices and she licks it up from the bushy redness and provides a blowjob. He had to invite her along to dinner with his family and then his friends had a small party for him and she brought a cake.

She says she has to drive home immediately. Thanksgiving Met up with a girl from Tinder while I was home on Thanksgiving break.

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A few minutes later the roommate asked me if I had ever been to Paris. At one point I looked over and saw that the roommate was not asleep but actually awake and on his phone the whole time. About 3 minutes later two of the coworkers go down the hall to the porch to smoke. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage.

Totally figured she wanted to hook up first so I totally prepared myself for that. After a first date I got her to come to my work late one Saturday night — at a live music venue. You didn't exactly leave me with a great first-impression.

Then they start getting weird.

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