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Like the time he charged at me with his tuning fork while I read or the time he assaulted me with a reflex hammer while I spoke on the phone.
Well, you should have budgeted better. How about a private loan?
I fear he might poke out an eardrum, the way he goes poking around. It used to be a man.
Once he checked my heart and looked almost disappointed that there was no murmur for him to experience. On Sunday, if we have free time, we catch up on "True Blood," the skeleton on one side of us, Cody on the other.
Yes, you can do that with a steady income. Not to mention his doctoring equipment, used at leisure if I stand still long enough. We were once headed to the store when he cursed and made a sharp turn at the Dating pharmacy student.
Why would this be any different from what I was already used to?
Inside the gray-shaded meat and tissue is a cleanly exposed piece of spine. The body rested on a suspended platform.
A week into class, Medical-Boyfriend was already forgetting materials at school. Skype sessions when he needed encouragement. Clearly this is the work of poltergeists -- they are trying to possess a skeleton and kill us in our sleep.
He was counting, mumbling to himself. Medical-Boyfriend pulled on his latex gloves, threw open the Popular online dating doors and beckoned me forward.
We attend his weird med school parties and are both frightened that the tequila-chugging something throwing up in the hot tub wants to be an ER doctor. Medical students hardly have enough time to learn how to not kill people, let alone maintain a healthy relationship.
An ominous-looking wooden box with a sliding top, and inside is a human skeleton, the bones slightly yellowed from age and handling.
The web was full of doomsday articles. Reach in, and come out with a shirt reeking of formaldehyde and a few chunks of human tissue fall to the floor.
But now the bones are in the bed. I went to our blackboard and wrote: Last time he stuck that ophthalmoscope in my eye I smacked his hand away. Now as Medical-Boyfriend chugs his way through his first year of school, I can honestly say that no amount of research prepared me for the bizarreness of dating a med student.
I heard pages ruffling from a book.